A 54 year old man accidentally chopped off his penis whilst using an electric saw. Stuart Keen had returned home in the early hours after a few bevvies and decided to re-commence his cabinet making when the penis amputation happened. He wasn’t so sozzled to pop his dropped cock in a bath of water until help arrived and the doctors were able to re-connect his pecker successfully. The Next time Stuart you are naked and drunken just go to bed and pop to Ikea in the morning like the rest of us!
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