So I just discovered my wife loves lesbian porn. I know right, fucking awesome! It was a little embarrassing how I found out though, I must admit.

She was doing some online shopping and her laptop died. Not like the battery died. Like it fucking died. Dead. With us no more. So naturally she decided to use mine.

Now normally this wouldn’t be a big deal. I’m not cheating on her, I have nothing to hide. Except my browser history anyway. I delete that shit when I’m done usually, but I’d been getting lazy about it lately and there were my sexual fantasies, the real private shit, just on display for my precious wife to see. The woman who kisses my children to sleep each night. Who packs my lunches and leaves me cute little notes. Who was just purchasing my own mother a birthday present ten minutes ago and now she sees what a dirty fucking schmuck I am.

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